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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this reddit says they're perfect. Day 39
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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this reddit says they’re perfect. Day 39


YES THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE IS 3 INDIVIDUAL PIECES I CHECKED.

Also to everyone telling me to slice on my backwards movement, I will try and work on it, it feels very weird to do and feels wrong on my brain.

Here is todays video: https://youtu.be/AdohMSjzDeA

by F1exican

40 Comments

  3. Flimsy_Temperature81

    First time seeing this post at the beginning

  5. ObtuseBagel

    It feels like a crime to be so early to a chivepost!

  6. Stumaaaaaaaann

    When this guy finally does it we need to gift him a golden chive

  9. tparoulek

    Chef, these look so much better than in the beginning but there are definitly some chunky boys on the right edge. I think you can get perfection soon if you really concentrate!

  10. Striker_EZ

    Damn I got here super early. Less than 7 minutes

  11. lonely_nipple

    I don’t know what to do this early. I can’t judge this, I need the smart people!

  12. ObtuseBagel

    Petition for u/Flex1can to become a mod when he achieves chivefection

  13. Jaime-Rivera

    Crazy how good these have gotten been following this since day 3 and I thought it was a joke until you kept posting for 7 days. The improvement is nuts keep it up (or down I don’t judge)!

  16. Ozzy_chef

    This is gonna need an NSFW tag soon… Dayuuuuum

  17. Upstairs-Ad-8067

    Are they slipping? Can you tie or rubber band one end to prevent that?

  20. Latter_Network4879

    Lmao that moment in the video where he dropped his knife cracked me up. 

  21. KarmaKrazi

    https://preview.redd.it/tjbvgvhak91g1.png?width=310&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6f70dd5c8f95fd3c2d32c28c0a1f75ab42352d4

    PSA: I know we are all having fun here, but lets please try to keep things as respectful as possible. People handle trauma/ traumatic events in different ways. some eventually find small ways to laugh to heal, some do not. In respect to those who do not, lets please avoid posting pictures of the actual event being poked fun of, shitty little drawings are enough. I would very much appreciate it, as well as others. I’m not looking to debate this. If you wish to DM me you’re more than welcome to. As a degen, lets keep this place as respectful as possible and keep it so as many people feel comfortable being here as we can. with that being said, Chive on!

  22. SuperbPiglet235

    I’ve been following since early chive days, and I need someone to explain to me why the title changed from “Cutting a **cup** of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect” to “Cutting a **couple** chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect.” Did I miss something?

    The change happened on day 30.

  23. ToastedDadBod

    Came for the chives, stayed for the planes

    ![gif](giphy|Btn42lfKKrOzS|downsized)

  26. Dramatic_Ad_413

    u/F1exican
    How much money has this cost you so far?
    How much money are you willing to spend on this little adventure?

  27. EmbracetheFear

    Sir, a 39th chive has hit the tower. Super early as well. What you got planned on this lovely Friday Mr. Chiveman? Still on the path of redemption?

  30. Traditional_Fill8006

    At this point i wanna see a cage brawl with F1exican in a inflatable chives and KarmaKrazi in a plane costume

  31. DirtyAlienTrash

    Sigh 😮‍💨 I subscribed to your YouTube channel
    And these are best looking chives EVER

  32. ShoddyMight8791

    Chef will you add chivelord to your resume when you apply for your next job?

  33. Hookens

    Born too late to have purchasing power, too early to witness the end of civilization, but just in time to witness some guy post cut chives on reddit for the 39th day in a row, in a sub I have not joined, about an industry I have never been in. See you tomorrow

  36. West-Goat9011

    Thank you for giving me something wholesome to look forward to each day

  38. Ok-Connection6656

    Because of you I keep getting ads from that cream cheese 😐

  40. UsernameUnattainable

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